Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
