I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
