I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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