she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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