what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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