I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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