The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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