He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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