i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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