How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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