You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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