turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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