Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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