So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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