i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I need water and some morals
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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