Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
COCAINE IS GR8
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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