I think im going to throw up on grandma
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Do I have a choice?
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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