i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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