I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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