So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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