Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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