I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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