Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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