just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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