I got chris browned last night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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