it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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