i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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