So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My pussy is not your playground.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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