ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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