please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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