how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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