whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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