yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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