i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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