I molested 6 butterflies tonight
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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