There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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