lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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