He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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