these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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