my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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