a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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