Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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