i think i have two assholes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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