I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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