Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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