I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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