What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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