Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
