Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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