im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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