i just wanna soil my oats bro
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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