I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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