There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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