I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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