It's just like the Real World with babies
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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