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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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