i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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